Tuesday, July 24, 2007

You'll have plenty of time for smokin' doobies....

....when you're living in a van down by the river!

Ahh, Chris Farley: how we miss you.

I'm hiring. I need people to come work with me. You do not have to know anything about the mortgage industry. You do have to be a nice person who likes dealing with other people - sometimes nice, sometimes not so much. Now that things are taking off, we need some more people: both full-time and part-time. You will be on my team and working directly with me, and I'll train you and get you all the tools you need. In case you don't know what I do, here's a brief:

I'm a partner at Security Pacific Funding, a mortgage brokerage. We have access to every type of program and are approved to work in all 50 states. We have a very progressive vision, and a ton of resources that most brokerages do not. We have the whole place set up and the processes streamlined, so now is the perfect time for you to join: we are all set and everythving works. The people here are great, the owner Carl is an amazing guy will a huge heart and an awesome vision for the company and it's employees, and you can make a lot of money while helping people.

The thing is, I need a team of like 10 people and I only have 2 on my team right now. People with sales and/or service backgrounds are perfect - I can teach you the industry, but I want folks who already know how to talk to strangers. I'll bet you have never thought about being in the mortgage industry - neither had I. It's freakin' awesome! You get to help people who, for the most part, don't understand enough to make well-educated decisions.

Think about it. Interview with me. Worst case scenario, you get some interviewing practice. Let me know if you are interested and want to talk about it further.

You'll have plenty of time to not work with me....when you're livin' in a van down by the river!

2 comments:

arwen said...

i've been considering a second job...
no. seriously.... how part time is part time?
would I still have time for doobies with 2 jobs?
But seriously, I'm going to go ahead and say that we can totally make a tea time (CRUMPETS!) before 8, but it has to wait till next month. On account of the single job, I have to pey my rent.
But I don't smoke cigars, so...... I'll have to go buy a flask.

Faloopa Jones said...

#1) We can talk about work schedules.

#2) You'll have plenty of time for smokin' doobies.....well, you know.

#3) I've got some deals closing late this month and early next, so that't fine.

#4) I have a flask. A good one.