Let's play pretend.
Pretend you are a somewhat nice person who seems to make bad choices.
Pretend one of those choices is to drink at a club and then get behind the wheel.
Pretend you get caught by the cops, but instead of getting a huge ticket and jail time, you instead get a smaller ticket and a drug and alcohol class.
Pretend you go to rehab for alcohol abuse and a drug scandal that may or may not be true.
Pretend that sometime later you go to another club and have some more drinks before again getting behind the wheel.
Pretend you get caught again, and this time have to go to court in a few months.
Pretend you go to rehab. Again.
Pretend that 4 days after you get out of rehab, you are pulled over a block away from the police station and arrested for drunk driving.
Pretend that when the cop asks if you have anything on you that he needs to know about you say "no."
Pretend that once you get booked they find cocaine on you and press you with two fealony charges: one for having coke and one for bringing coke into the police station.
Now ask yourself this: do you deserve to be put in jail for 6 years?
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At least it provides those of us that are bored during our work day some good internet fodder. I do appreciate her barking mad antics for that alone. Oh, check out WWTDD.com. that's my favorite one... they guy always cracks me up.
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